Australi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed Al-Downer reports that not only have detainees held at Guantanamo Bay always had their rights protected under the Geneva Conventions, but they’re actually having a jolly good time.
“Why they’re all having a wonderful holiday down there in sunny, island Cuba! Why would they want trials or silly things like that, dahlink?” mused the Minister. “I tried to speak to David Hicks the other day and unfortunately must have interrupted a rather well contested card game!” said Al-Downer. “He really couldn’t be bothered with little old me,” giggled the Minister.
Al-Downer would not be drawn upon whether the card game Hicks was playing was in fact solitaire, due to approximately 4 years of Hicks being held in solitary confinement, without charge or trial.
“It could have been solitaire, it could have been Michigan Rummy, Mr Hicks was otherwise occupied and did not care to elaborate,” fumed Minister Al-Downer, who then minced away to catch a sale on fishnets down at Frederick’s of Baghdad.
-weez
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Weez, a few weeks ago Michael Mori was talking about the absolute disregard for Hicks’ rights by our government. He said it all really. 4 years. This is a bloody outrage… How do some members of the government sleep at night?
Comment by Dave 07.18.06 @ 1:35 amBravo!! I agree Dave, how do they justify themselves, piles of money and the perks must make it a bit easier for them to cope……….
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