Bosco the Clown
Friday June 13th 2008, 7:11 pm

fucking cunt for all occasions

While he’s taking a break from his day job, Bosco the Clown is now available for light family entertainment, children’s parties and mixing with somewhat polite society.

Your sides (and factions) will SPLIT when Bosco says his famous catchphrase!

“Happy birthday, ya fuckin’ cunts! No, I don’t do balloons. Don’t you know who I am?”

BWAAHAHAHAH!! Wot a scream!

Bosco’s an endless barrel of belly laffs! Bosco’s slapstick comedy of errors, throwing his impressive weight around, makes sure all your guests will be absolutely bullied into hilarity! You’ll be in tears!

Don’t miss out! Book now!

-weez


3 Comments so far
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Bully strategy number one: punch first, then act the victim.

Comment by FE 06.13.08 @ 8:30 pm

… and fancy having Belinda the Kneel as second banana!

Yes, a very sad clown never destined to play Hamlet.

Comment by Meself 06.18.08 @ 5:08 pm

Yeah, who’d be John Della Bosca? Life’s rough when you’re full of yourself and married to a cow.

Comment by weez 06.18.08 @ 5:26 pm



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