From the Westboro Baptist Church website’s “Upcoming Picket Schedule”:
02/22/2009
10:00 AM – 11:00 AM
Melbourne, AU
Rod Laver Arena – God does not hear the prayers of Australia Swan St. & Batman Ave. One of your local major media outlets sent us an email which reads: “Australia Hates You”. YAY! We are in good company because Australia made it clear, decades ago, that they hate God. So, now that all is clear, to wit: God Hates Australia and Australia Hates God, let us speak to the fact that God is causing fires in one part of Australia killing hundreds. Then in another part of Australia God is sending floods. That is called MOCKING people. Then these insincere, violent, feces-eating brutes call themselves having a “Australia National Day of Mourning”. Here’s the only thing you freaks from “down under” bringing to pass these words: Ezekiel 7:27 The king shall mourn, and the prince shall be clothed with desolation, and the hands of the people of the land shall be troubled: I will do unto them after their way, and according to their deserts will I judge them; and they shall know that I am the LORD. Matthew 24:30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. The Lord God will be coming shortly, so Prepare to Meet Thy God Australia. AMEN!
Phelps and his daughter, Shirley Phelps-Roper, have been banned from entering Britain. Similarly, no police agency in Australia could possibly guarantee the personal safety of Phelps & his mob of wretched trolls, should they be callous and stupid enough to try to picket this morning’s bushfire victims’ memorial service. IF Phelps & co. do travel to Melbourne, they’d better hope they’re escorted directly from the jetway to immigration detention, pending deportation on the next available.
Atheists the world over must thank WBC for being the best advert evah for rejecting religion. I’d absolutely pay to get Phelpsy’s signage on Australian city buses.
-weez
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