No, you can’t
Tuesday February 09th 2010, 7:19 pm

Tony Abbott can mouth ‘Yes we can‘ until he vomits blue bile but it won’t make him into Barack Obama.

When Tony says it, my brain surreptitiously finishes his sentence:

Yes we can…

…tell women they’re just luverly with an inimitable smirk

impose my religion on women looking for abortion services

…keep control of RU486 away from the TGA because Jesus says it’s nayyyyysty

manufacture indignation at the drop of a hat

…be baldfaced hypocrites

Senator, you’re no Barack Obama. Stop embarrassing yourself.

-weez


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