{"id":107,"date":"2005-09-21T13:48:45","date_gmt":"2005-09-21T03:48:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=107"},"modified":"2005-09-27T19:56:43","modified_gmt":"2005-09-27T09:56:43","slug":"students-demand-flying-spaghetti-monsterism-be-taught","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=107","title":{"rendered":"Students demand Flying Spaghetti Monsterism be taught"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/pm\/content\/2005\/s1447202.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Brer Brendan of Semolina<\/a> met some dedicated <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster\" target=\"_blank\">Pastafarians<\/a> at a recent <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/antonyloewenstein.blogspot.com\/2005\/09\/truth-about-vsu.html\">knees-up<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"335\" border=\"0\" align=\"middle\" title=\"arrrrrr, matey, don't be takin' our VSU\" alt=\"arrrrrr, matey, don't be takin' our VSU\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/\/brendan_nelson_bloody_pastafarians_arr_matey.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationmaster.com\/encyclopedia\/Flying-Spaghetti-Monster#Beliefs\" target=\"_blank\">Arrr, matey<\/a>! Monsterism <em><strong>now<\/strong><\/em>!<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">-weez&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Young devotees with Brer Brendan of Semolina<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}