{"id":22,"date":"2005-06-29T16:01:53","date_gmt":"2005-06-29T06:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=22"},"modified":"2005-06-29T16:15:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-29T06:15:00","slug":"asio-raids-who-cares-theyre-only-after-the-towelheads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"ASIO raids: Who cares, they&#8217;re only after the towelheads"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<p> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stopdesign.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/bullet_stop_design.gif\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p><em> image: Stopdesign<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>4:42am &#8211; Anytown, Australia &#8211; your front door<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">knock&nbsp; knock&nbsp; knock&nbsp; <em>knock&nbsp; knock&nbsp; knock<\/em> <strong>BAM BAM BAM<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;mmph. Who is it? Who&#8217;s there?&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;ASIO. We&#8217;re coming in to search your house, mate.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;What? Have you got a warrant?&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;ASIO doesn&#8217;t need a warrant. Open the door- now.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;Now hold on just one minute. I&#8217;m calling my lawyer.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;No, mate. Terrorism law says  you can&#8217;t talk to a lawyer.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;TERRORISM LAW! What the bloody hell are you on about?!&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;We have information you&#8217;re planning to blow up the Sydney Harbour Bridge.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;STREWTH, mate! What for? As if peak hour traffic isn&#8217;t bloody bad enough! I&#8217;m not planning to blow anything up and I don&#8217;t know anyone who would, either!&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;That&#8217;s what all ya terrorist bastards say. We know what you&#8217;re up to. We know all about it and you better tell us everything.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;&quot;Flamin hell! I have no idea who&#8217;d blow up the bloody bridge! How can I tell you something I don&#8217;t know? Who the hell d&#8217;yer think I am, Schapelle Corby?&quot; <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;Right, mate, out of the way, we&#8217;re coming in.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>TROMP&nbsp; TROMP TROMP TROMP<\/strong> <em>crunch<\/em> <strong>TROMP TROMP<\/strong> <em>rustle<\/em> <strong>TROMP TROMP TROMP<\/strong> <em>tinkle<\/em>&nbsp; <strong>TROMP TROMP<\/strong> <em>riffle<\/em> <strong>TROMP TROMP TROMP<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;Bloody oath, I&#8217;m callin&#8217; Channel Seven, I am, mate!&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;Ya do and you&#8217;ll be sharing a cell with Milat. Non-cooperation and exposing an ASIO operation will get ya 5 years.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;CRIKEY!!&quot; <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;Okay, mate, you&#8217;re coming with us.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;Well hang on, let me call me mum to watch the bubs.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;NO PHONE CALLS. You won&#8217;t be talking to anyone for a few days.&quot; <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;Well, come on, kids, get your teddies, we&#8217;re going to prison!&quot;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;DOCS will take your children into care.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;OH NO!!&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">clickkkk clickkkkk drag drag drag drag drag scuff drag drag <em>step up the back of the van, willya mate<\/em> drag scuff scuff <em>mind ya head mate<\/em> SLAM click <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&quot;Bloody Harbour Bridge!! I couldn&#8217;t give a <em><strong>stuff<\/strong><\/em>&#8230;. but I might be persuaded to do something about them bloody <em><strong>tollgates<\/strong><\/em>, though&#8230;&quot;  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">******<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Just like that- you&#8217;re disappeared. No information of just cause to search, no right to have legal counsel present during questioning, no right to contact your family to assure them you&#8217;ve not just been Falconio&#8217;ed. Under the 2002 terrorism laws, this scenario is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nswccl.org.au\/docs\/pdf\/terrorism%20review%20submission.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">entirely legal<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Australia has absolutely no room to <a href=\"http:\/\/smh.com.au\/news\/world\/human-rights-cases-raised-with-china-dfat\/2005\/06\/27\/1119724580655.html\" target=\"_blank\">criticise China on human rights <\/a>with laws like this.  <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">At least Australia is a relatively wealthy country compared to PRC. Perhaps ASIO <em>won&#8217;t<\/em> send your family a bill for the bullet used to execute you after a secret trial. <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">-weez   <\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ASIO raids employ police-state powers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}