{"id":288,"date":"2006-07-12T09:48:18","date_gmt":"2006-07-11T23:48:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=288"},"modified":"2006-07-12T09:57:53","modified_gmt":"2006-07-11T23:57:53","slug":"costello-turkeyslapped-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=288","title":{"rendered":"Costello turkeyslapped- again"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"not a real BIG bother\" title=\"not a real BIG bother\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/costello_turkeyslapped.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p>And you thought all the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=turkeyslapping\">turkeyslapping<\/a> was on <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XhV8oQiIwYI\">Big Bogan<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>When will <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/national\/costello-loses-his-swagger-in-cabinet-showdown\/2006\/07\/11\/1152383742661.html\">Petey<\/a> realise that it really <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/national\/i-wont-go-pm-tells-costello\/2006\/07\/11\/1152383742618.html\"><em>isn&#8217;t<\/em> a microphone<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And you thought all the turkeyslapping was on Big Bogan. When will Petey realise that it really isn&#8217;t a microphone? -weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}