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WEBB LEADS MACACA<\/a> IN VIRGINIA BY LESS THAN 7000 VOTES? DEM CONTROLLED SENATE HANGS IN THE BALANCE<\/strong><\/p>\n For the last 3 years, when asked, I’ve been demurely admitting to being Canadian.<\/p>\n In 2003, when King George took my motherland to his illegal war against Iraq, I applied for and was granted Australian citizenship. I retained my US citizenship so I could (continue) to vote against His Highness. I had lived in Australia for 7 years at the time.<\/p>\n Americans don’t care when asked if they are Canadian, but Canadians take great offence when asked if they are American. I’ll never be able to shed my instantly recognisable American accent, but Australians are courteous enough to first<\/em><\/strong> ask anyone who sounds American if they are Canadian.<\/p>\n Well, today, I’m able to once again hold my head up and say that yes indeed… I’m an American.<\/p>\n The new Democratic leadership under SPEAKER PELOSI (chew on that, Karl fuckin’ Rove…) looks like it will have the political will to begin to hold King George accountable. With control of both houses of Congress, the Dems have the votes not only to impeach but to convict<\/strong><\/em> the King.<\/p>\n Impeach!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n IMPEACH!<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n -weez<\/p>\n …and by the way, it was grassroots<\/a> activists<\/a> and BLOGGERS<\/a> who won this election, not the Dem Leadership Committee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" WEBB LEADS MACACA IN VIRGINIA BY LESS THAN 7000 VOTES? DEM CONTROLLED SENATE HANGS IN THE BALANCE For the last 3 years, when asked, I’ve been demurely admitting to being Canadian. In 2003, when King George took my motherland to his illegal war against Iraq, I applied for and was granted Australian citizenship. I retained […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}IMPEACH!<\/a><\/strong><\/h1>\n