{"id":370,"date":"2007-02-22T06:22:12","date_gmt":"2007-02-21T20:22:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=370"},"modified":"2007-02-23T20:07:07","modified_gmt":"2007-02-23T10:07:07","slug":"war-criminal-and-profiteer-dick-cheney-to-go-fuck-himself-in-sydney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=370","title":{"rendered":"War criminal and profiteer Dick Cheney to go fuck himself in Sydney"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" vspace=\"10\" hspace=\"10\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" title=\"Wrap that rascal!\" alt=\"Wrap that rascal!\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/cheney_dickhead_condom.jpg\" \/>The arrival earlier in the week of the Cunard luxury liners <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/articles\/2007\/02\/20\/1171733718091.html?from=top5\">Queen Mary 2<\/a> and Queen Elizabeth 2 drew thousands of Sydneysiders to the foreshores to get a glimpse of the mammoth pair of ships- gridlocking traffic around Sydney Harbour.<\/p>\n<p>US Vice President Dick <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/news\/newsitems\/200702\/s1853590.htm\">Cheney is presently winging his way from Japan to Sydney<\/a> to engage in a little vice of his own. Big Dick&#8217;s appearance is expected by NSW Police to have similar effects on Sydney&#8217;s traffic as the big ships &#8211; but definitely <em><strong>not<\/strong><\/em> due to <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.commondreams.org\/headlines05\/0908-10.htm\">throngs of admirers<\/a> clogging our streets.<\/p>\n<p>Unlike <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/film\/customs-raid-on-action-man-stallone\/2007\/02\/19\/1171733684470.html\">Sly Stallone&#8217;s private jet<\/a>, I doubt Cheney&#8217;s US Air Force plane will be searched by Australian Customs. If they did, they&#8217;d be sure to find some powerful date-rape drugs in Cheney&#8217;s possession. Face it- Cheney couldn&#8217;t possibly <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.525reasons.com\/archives\/000776.html\">go fuck himself<\/a> without being really whacked on <em>serious<\/em> dope. Let&#8217;s hope Big Dick&#8217;s gentle with his&#8230; err&#8230; himself.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Would some kind and generous Sydneysiders PLEASE overlook the Vice President&#8217;s brusque and extremely arrogant manner to at least help look after the poor man&#8217;s health? If you&#8217;re in Sydney and happen to see Dick, be a good sort and throw him a handful of condoms. Cheney&#8217;s already got a <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/archives.cnn.com\/2001\/ALLPOLITICS\/03\/05\/cheney.hospital.04\/index.html\">dicky ticker<\/a>&#8211; I&#8217;d hate to see The Dickster battling a nasty venereal disease, which he would surely contract from unprotected sex with himself. <strong>CONDOMS for DICK!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And hey- all you wussies over at Democrats Abroad Australia, who say <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/demsdownunder.org\/pre-emptive_peace_strike_is_cancelled\">they will not protest the appearance<\/a> of the American President of Vice&#8230; <em><strong>you<\/strong><\/em> can go fuck yourselves too. Delete my membership now, OK?<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The arrival earlier in the week of the Cunard luxury liners Queen Mary 2 and Queen Elizabeth 2 drew thousands of Sydneysiders to the foreshores to get a glimpse of the mammoth pair of ships- gridlocking traffic around Sydney Harbour. 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