{"id":386,"date":"2007-03-07T21:18:21","date_gmt":"2007-03-07T11:18:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=386"},"modified":"2007-03-07T22:39:47","modified_gmt":"2007-03-07T12:39:47","slug":"debnam-would-arrest-10-year-olds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=386","title":{"rendered":"Debnam would arrest 10 year olds"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"drop the lollies and put your hands on your head!\" alt=\"drop the lollies and put your hands on your head!\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/debnam_arrest_10yrolds_spoof.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Go <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/articles\/2007\/03\/02\/1172338805053.html\">gittem<\/a>, Pete. Get &#8217;em used to real authority, real young.<\/p>\n<p>If they&#8217;re midget &#8216;Middle Eastern thugs,&#8217; Debs will &#8220;<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/national\/police-to-debnam--thug-plan-not-arresting\/2006\/07\/19\/1153166455327.html?from=rss\">charge them with anything to get them off the streets<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As long as there are <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/national\/speedo-pete-hits-back-at-bagging\/2007\/02\/06\/1170524089442.html?s_cid=rss_smh\">Speedos<\/a>, Debs will always have a place to <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.videosendups.com\/\">keep his socks<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><em>nods and winks to <a href=\"http:\/\/mushroomandrooster.net\/article\/a-little-more-debnam-digital-mischief\">mushie &#038; roo<\/a><\/em> <\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Go gittem, Pete. Get &#8217;em used to real authority, real young. If they&#8217;re midget &#8216;Middle Eastern thugs,&#8217; Debs will &#8220;charge them with anything to get them off the streets.&#8221; As long as there are Speedos, Debs will always have a place to keep his socks. -weez nods and winks to mushie &#038; roo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}