{"id":407,"date":"2007-05-01T20:23:03","date_gmt":"2007-05-01T09:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=407"},"modified":"2007-05-01T20:23:03","modified_gmt":"2007-05-01T09:23:03","slug":"keating-howard-is-a-precopernican-obscurantist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=407","title":{"rendered":"Keating: Howard is a precopernican obscurantist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/keating_howard_IR_precopern.jpg\" title=\"Really, Howard's IR policy predates continental drift.\" alt=\"Really, Howard's IR policy predates continental drift.\" height=\"413\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Keating&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/reslib\/200705\/r140942_485472.mp3\">absolutely right<\/a>&#8211; HoWARd is a positively <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/wordoftheday\/archive\/2003\/06\/30.html\">antediluvian<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.highdown.reading.sch.uk\/highdown\/pupil\/time\/calendars\/patrick.html\">precopernican<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefreedictionary.com\/obscurantist\">obscurantist<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>No, he <em><strong>is!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Really!<\/p>\n<p>In other news, during his alleged retirement, Keating has apparently ingested 2 OEDs and a Webster&#8217;s with a side of Roget&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keating&#8217;s absolutely right&#8211; HoWARd is a positively antediluvian, precopernican obscurantist. No, he is! Really! In other news, during his alleged retirement, Keating has apparently ingested 2 OEDs and a Webster&#8217;s with a side of Roget&#8217;s. -weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}