{"id":416,"date":"2007-06-01T13:15:10","date_gmt":"2007-06-01T02:15:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=416"},"modified":"2007-06-01T23:11:02","modified_gmt":"2007-06-01T12:11:02","slug":"john-howard-man-of-the-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=416","title":{"rendered":"John Howard, man of the future"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/howardWLSR2008.jpg\" title=\"vroooooooooooooooooooommmm\" alt=\"vroooooooooooooooooooommmm\" height=\"277\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Remember back in April, HoWARd wedgily wanted to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/news\/newsitems\/200704\/s1896267.htm\">ban migrants with HIV?<\/a> Still does.<\/p>\n<p>However, Johnny now wants <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/national\/ban-refugees-with-hiv-pm\/2007\/06\/01\/1180205464345.html\" target=\"_blank\">lepers banned<\/a>, too&#8230; despite the fact that with present treatments, leprosy is manageable and those under treatment are <a href=\"http:\/\/dermatology.cdlib.org\/92\/reviews\/leprosy\/ishii.html\">no longer infectious after a month<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>According to a highly placed Canberra souse (no typo), under consideration in the Liberal party room this morning was a proposal from Wilson Tuckey to ban migrants with scurvy; Senator Heffernan is game to block sufferers of potato famine.<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember back in April, HoWARd wedgily wanted to ban migrants with HIV? Still does. However, Johnny now wants lepers banned, too&#8230; despite the fact that with present treatments, leprosy is manageable and those under treatment are no longer infectious after a month. According to a highly placed Canberra souse (no typo), under consideration in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}