{"id":436,"date":"2007-09-06T22:10:32","date_gmt":"2007-09-06T11:10:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=436"},"modified":"2007-09-06T22:17:09","modified_gmt":"2007-09-06T11:17:09","slug":"peoples-democratic-republic-of-australia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=436","title":{"rendered":"People&#8217;s Democratic Republic of Australia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/one-eyed_johnny.gif\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" width=\"312\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t need to say a word. Just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/national\/melbourne-protestors-searched-for-drugs\/2007\/09\/06\/1188783407086.html\">read the story<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>This is one town that needs a full Brazilian. Quick. King George visiting is one thing, but suffering His Majesty without a Bill of Rights is <em><strong>much<\/strong><\/em> worse.<\/p>\n<p>Johnny must be trying to <a href=\"http:\/\/news.xinhuanet.com\/english\/2007-09\/06\/content_6675204.htm\">impress President Who<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t need to say a word. Just read the story. This is one town that needs a full Brazilian. Quick. King George visiting is one thing, but suffering His Majesty without a Bill of Rights is much worse. Johnny must be trying to impress President Who. -weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}