{"id":439,"date":"2007-09-08T08:32:43","date_gmt":"2007-09-07T21:32:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=439"},"modified":"2007-09-08T14:48:14","modified_gmt":"2007-09-08T03:48:14","slug":"king-georges-flying-monkeys-protected-from-violent-sauce-assault","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=439","title":{"rendered":"King George&#8217;s flying monkeys protected from violent sauce assault"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Huzzah!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/apec_sauce.jpg\" title=\"image: John Reid for The Sydney Morning Herald\" alt=\"image: John Reid for The Sydney Morning Herald\" border=\"0\" height=\"312\" width=\"388\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Democracy protected from &#8220;a level of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/apec\/not-much-civility-from-police-chiefs-but-scant-civil-disobedience\/2007\/09\/07\/1188783496425.html\">violence not previously experienced in Sydney<\/a>&#8230;&#8221; inflicted by&#8230; a guy&#8230; in&#8230; a&#8230; <em><strong>skirt.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/apec_sauce_newsltd.jpg\" title=\"image: News Ltd\" alt=\"image: News Ltd\" border=\"0\" height=\"294\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>  Sun will rise tomorrow!<\/p>\n<p>Saved by $140million worth of security!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/national\/first-apec-arrests-a-real-sauce\/2007\/09\/07\/1188783468813.html\"><strong>First APEC arrest&#8217;s a real sauce<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Edmund Tadros<\/p>\n<p>September 7, 2007 &#8211; 1:32PM<\/p>\n<p>Police have made their first protester arrest in Sydney&#8217;s Hyde Park this afternoon after a man squirted tomato sauce on a pro-US banner.<\/p>\n<p>The brand of the tomato sauce used in the attack is not known, or whether it was the product of a multi-national company.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Let?s hope it was dolphin safe, non-GM, low-food-miles, 100% <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/mooning_apec.jpg\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" height=\"148\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"223\" \/>organic sauce? lest the increasingly corporate SMH actually have some <em>valid<\/em> complaint of hypocrisy against the protesters? or perhaps writer Tadros is merely content to idly stereotype dissenters.<\/p>\n<p>In other news,  protesters also brought <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/articles\/2007\/09\/07\/1188783496624.html\">buns (and a few ugly rolls) to go with that sauce<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Huzzah! Democracy protected from &#8220;a level of violence not previously experienced in Sydney&#8230;&#8221; inflicted by&#8230; a guy&#8230; in&#8230; a&#8230; skirt. Sun will rise tomorrow! Saved by $140million worth of security! First APEC arrest&#8217;s a real sauce Edmund Tadros September 7, 2007 &#8211; 1:32PM Police have made their first protester arrest in Sydney&#8217;s Hyde Park this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}