Candidates ‘should declare sexual preference’<\/strong><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n The Family First candidate in the far north Queensland seat of Leichhardt says voters have a right to know the sexual preference of all candidates contesting the federal election.<\/em><\/p>\n A report in today’s Courier-Mail newspaper says Family First’s Ben Jacobsen demanded that the Liberal candidate Charlie McKillop declare if she is gay.<\/em><\/p>\n Mr Jacobsen, who is against gay relationships, says he was not targeting Ms McKillop, but speaking generally about every candidate.<\/em><\/p>\n “Look I think this is a public office, this is a person that’s going to represent Leichhardt in our House of Representatives,” he said.<\/em><\/p>\n “I think the public have a right to know the values that you’re going to pursue in Parliament.” <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n Well, silly me, of course they do<\/a>.<\/p>\n But you know, there’s a lot of big words involved in describing the way one likes to rub one’s uglies that not all Family First voters can understand. You certainly wouldn’t elect a serial masticator<\/em> to pubic orifice, would you?<\/p>\n A simple system of buttons or badges (not unlike this novel implementation<\/a>) must be adopted immediately to assure that Parliament doesn’t itself become a hotbed of pansexual polyswitches which takes its weekly delivery of water-based lube in 44 gallon drums.<\/p>\n (remainder of post contains nudity)<\/font><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n GAY BUTTON<\/p>\n LESBIAN BUTTON<\/p>\n STRAIGHT BUTTON![\"gay](\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/gaybutton.jpg\" "\\"gay")
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