{"id":486,"date":"2008-04-12T17:03:03","date_gmt":"2008-04-12T07:03:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=486"},"modified":"2008-04-22T07:26:22","modified_gmt":"2008-04-21T21:26:22","slug":"nelson-i-assure-you-im-going-nowhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=486","title":{"rendered":"Nelson: A real nowhere man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/common\/imagedata\/0,,5997716,00.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/leak_toon_nelson_nowhere_man.jpg\" title=\"you're a week behind me, Bill. :D\" alt=\"you're a week behind me, Bill. :D\" border=\"0\" height=\"292\" vspace=\"0\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Brendan <a href=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/news\/stories\/2008\/04\/12\/2215072.htm\">Nelson says<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;[&#8230;] I assure you I&#8217;m going nowhere.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No <a href=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/news\/stories\/2008\/03\/04\/2178826.htm\"><em><strong>shit<\/strong><\/em><\/a>, Sherlock.<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brendan Nelson says: &#8220;[&#8230;] I assure you I&#8217;m going nowhere.&#8221; No shit, Sherlock. -weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}