{"id":489,"date":"2008-04-24T16:19:32","date_gmt":"2008-04-24T06:19:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=489"},"modified":"2008-05-02T17:12:19","modified_gmt":"2008-05-02T07:12:19","slug":"happy-john-sorta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=489","title":{"rendered":"Happy, John- sorta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/LPG_sucker.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/LPG_sucker_400x.jpg\" title=\"win!\" alt=\"win!\" border=\"0\" height=\"241\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>John HoWARd&#8217;s gone like the sabre-toothed gibbon, but I took up his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ausindustry.gov.au\/content\/level3index.cfm?ObjectID=D47685C8-0B0B-459C-B07A2EFBDB3D4AF7\">$2000 bribe<\/a> for a $3000 LPG system for my 20+ year-old, $1500 yoot anyway- and didn&#8217;t even have to vote for him.<\/p>\n<p>Petrol&#8217;s $1.54\/L today but gas is just 62c. What would the price of petrol be absent the ill-considered Iraq war? At least now my motor fuel comes from the Bass Strait instead of Basra.<\/p>\n<p>Less pollution will come out of the tailpipe but there&#8217;ll still be oil spots on the driveway.<\/p>\n<p>The future&#8217;s bright.<\/p>\n<p>Kinda.<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John HoWARd&#8217;s gone like the sabre-toothed gibbon, but I took up his $2000 bribe for a $3000 LPG system for my 20+ year-old, $1500 yoot anyway- and didn&#8217;t even have to vote for him. Petrol&#8217;s $1.54\/L today but gas is just 62c. What would the price of petrol be absent the ill-considered Iraq war? At [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}