{"id":502,"date":"2008-06-13T19:11:18","date_gmt":"2008-06-13T09:11:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=502"},"modified":"2008-06-13T19:59:52","modified_gmt":"2008-06-13T09:59:52","slug":"bosco-the-clown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=502","title":{"rendered":"Bosco the Clown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/bosco_da_clown.jpg\" title=\"fucking cunt for all occasions\" alt=\"fucking cunt for all occasions\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>While he&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/news\/stories\/2008\/06\/13\/2274105.htm\">taking a break<\/a> from his day job, Bosco the Clown is now available for light family entertainment, children&#8217;s parties and mixing with somewhat polite society.<\/p>\n<p>Your sides (and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livenews.com.au\/Articles\/2008\/06\/11\/My_Della_Bosca_question\">factions<\/a>) will <em><strong>SPLIT<\/strong><\/em> when Bosco says his famous catchphrase!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em><strong>&#8220;Happy birthday, ya <a href=\"http:\/\/www.monstersandcritics.com\/news\/asiapacific\/news\/article_1405492.php\/Australian_minister_sets_appalling_example\">fuckin&#8217; cunts!<\/a> No, I don&#8217;t do balloons. Don&#8217;t you know who I am?&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>BWAAHAHAHAH!! Wot a <em>scream!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Bosco&#8217;s an endless barrel of belly laffs! Bosco&#8217;s slapstick comedy of errors, throwing his impressive weight around, makes sure all your guests will be absolutely <em>bullied<\/em> into hilarity! You&#8217;ll be in tears!<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t miss out! Book now!<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While he&#8217;s taking a break from his day job, Bosco the Clown is now available for light family entertainment, children&#8217;s parties and mixing with somewhat polite society. Your sides (and factions) will SPLIT when Bosco says his famous catchphrase! &#8220;Happy birthday, ya fuckin&#8217; cunts! No, I don&#8217;t do balloons. Don&#8217;t you know who I am?&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}