{"id":504,"date":"2008-06-23T22:13:56","date_gmt":"2008-06-23T12:13:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=504"},"modified":"2008-06-23T22:14:20","modified_gmt":"2008-06-23T12:14:20","slug":"shit-piss-cunt-fuck-cocksucker-motherfucker-and-tits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=504","title":{"rendered":"Shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/georgecarlin.jpg\" title=\"so long George\" alt=\"so long George\" border=\"0\" height=\"402\" width=\"385\" \/><br \/>\nGeorge Carlin, <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/entertainment\/7468681.stm\">dead<\/a> at 71.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the inspiration, man.<\/p>\n<p>Now get your <em><strong>shit<\/strong><\/em> away from my <strong><em>stuff<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George Carlin, dead at 71. Thanks for the inspiration, man. Now get your shit away from my stuff. -weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}