{"id":571,"date":"2008-12-30T19:52:57","date_gmt":"2008-12-30T08:52:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=571"},"modified":"2008-12-31T07:09:50","modified_gmt":"2008-12-30T20:09:50","slug":"nile-tits-up-over-muslim-sensibilities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=571","title":{"rendered":"Nile tits off over Muslim sensibilities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever get to be a politician, you&#8217;ll find there&#8217;s more than a few paths to epic failure. Somewhere at the top of the list would have to be public hypocrisy and being self-serving to the point of corruption. The Right Rev Freddy Nile has pulled a few boners in his time (largely without help, I suspect), but this would have to be the mother of all his fuckups.<\/p>\n<p>In the SMH today:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/national\/niles-bid-to-protect-sydneys-muslims--a-hrefhttpwwwsmhcomaupollsnationalformhtmlbpollba\/2008\/12\/30\/1230399185957.html\">Topless ban to protect Muslims and Asians: Nile<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Georgina Robinson<br \/>\nDecember 30, 2008 &#8211; 1:27PM<\/p>\n<p>Conservative MP Fred Nile says he wants topless bathing banned in NSW to protect Sydney&#8217;s Muslim and Asian communities.<\/p>\n<p>The Reverend Nile has rejected allegations that prudishness is behind a bill he has prepared to ban nudity, including topless sunbathing, on the state&#8217;s most popular beaches.<\/p>\n<p>Australia&#8217;s reputation as a conservative but culturally inclusive sociery was at risk of erosion by more liberal overseas visitors, he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Our beaches should be a place where no one is offended, whether it&#8217;s their religious or cultural views,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If they&#8217;ve come from a Middle Eastern or Asian country where women never go topless &#8211; in fact they usually wear a lot of clothing &#8211; I think it&#8217;s important to respect all the different cultures that make up Australia.&#8221;[&#8230;]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But it was a very <em><strong>different <\/strong><\/em>sensibility being protected by The Rev in the SMH a year ago&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/national\/nile-party-behind-antimuslim-school-rally\/2007\/12\/21\/1198175341971.html\"><strong>Nile party behind anti-Muslim school rally<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wendy Frew Urban Affairs Editor<br \/>\nDecember 22, 2007<\/p>\n<p>THE Christian Democratic Party is behind a mysterious group called the Committee for Public Affairs Education that organised a large meeting this week to protest against a proposed 1200-student Muslim school in Camden.<\/p>\n<p>In the guise of a local residents&#8217; action group, the CDP organised the meeting, which has been accused of inflaming anti-Muslim feeling.<\/p>\n<p>The CDP leader, the Reverend Fred Nile, and Robert Balzola, a Christian lawyer and lobbyist, were key speakers on the night.<\/p>\n<p>Police had to calm about 100 people outside Camden Civic Centre who could not get into the packed hall, some of whom issued threats against people of Muslim heritage.<\/p>\n<p>Mr Nile told the crowd he opposed the school because Islam opposed Christianity. [&#8230;]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well played, Rev. \ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n<p>It does disturb me that Freddo thinks our memories are so short. The Rev&#8217;s attempt to blame the sensibilities of Muslims for his complaint is a flat-out stand-up <em><strong>howler<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>However, seeing as how the vast majority of Australians couldn&#8217;t give a <em>shit<\/em> about religion, about all Fred&#8217;s going to get out of this is a bit more laughter and derision than usual. Mind, if Amy Winehouse starts hanging out her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/tvshowbiz\/article-1099591\/Free-easy-Amy-Winehouse-looks-picture-health-piles-pounds.html\">baps<\/a> at Bondi, my opinion might change&#8230; but regardless, free-range boobies will still roam Aussie beaches, no matter what Nile, Muslims or I might think.<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever get to be a politician, you&#8217;ll find there&#8217;s more than a few paths to epic failure. Somewhere at the top of the list would have to be public hypocrisy and being self-serving to the point of corruption. 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