{"id":608,"date":"2009-03-24T05:14:33","date_gmt":"2009-03-23T18:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=608"},"modified":"2009-03-24T09:52:59","modified_gmt":"2009-03-23T22:52:59","slug":"fear-this-cannabis-hyperuresis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=608","title":{"rendered":"FEAR THIS: cannabinoid hyperuresis!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image: bbc.co.uk\" src=\"..\/blogimages\/cannabis_leaf_bbc.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image: bbc.co.uk\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"250\" height=\"167\" align=\"right\" \/>Doctors are compiling mounting evidence that heavy cannabis users are being afflicted by a new syndrome known as &#8216;cannabinoid hyperuresis.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>This is the condition where anyone with any passing familiarity with cannabis use proceeds to piss themselves laughing when uncritical media on a slow news day are fooled by <a href=\"http:\/\/ncpic.org.au\/\">anti-cannabis wowsers<\/a> into printing some scary yet <em>prima facie<\/em> ridiculous <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/world\/science\/heavy-hit-cannabis-syndrome-alert-20090323-973v.html?page=-1\">nonsense<\/a> about cannabis, with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/story\/0,27574,25229881-421,00.html\">added hyperbole<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Grown men screaming in pain, vomiting&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Pardon me while I go change into some dry knickers.<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doctors are compiling mounting evidence that heavy cannabis users are being afflicted by a new syndrome known as &#8216;cannabinoid hyperuresis.&#8217; This is the condition where anyone with any passing familiarity with cannabis use proceeds to piss themselves laughing when uncritical media on a slow news day are fooled by anti-cannabis wowsers into printing some scary [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}