{"id":610,"date":"2009-03-26T08:48:21","date_gmt":"2009-03-25T21:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=610"},"modified":"2009-03-26T08:49:42","modified_gmt":"2009-03-25T21:49:42","slug":"conroy-binge-drinking-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=610","title":{"rendered":"Conroy binge drinking game"},"content":{"rendered":"

After months of avoiding questions about Labor’s proposed mandatory internet filtering scam, Senator Conjob will be appearing tonight on ABC’s Q&A<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Get some of your favourite coldies on ice and play the Conjob Binge Drinking Game!<\/p>\n

When Conjob accuses censorship opponents of:
\n* supporting access to kiddie porn, take a drink.
\n* being irresponsible by leaking the ACMA banlist (we’re all supposed to play along) take two drinks.<\/p>\n

When Conjob claims he’ll prosecute leakers of what he claims wasn’t<\/em> the ACMA banlist, take three drinks.<\/p>\n

When Conjob says that the filter will halt ‘illegal’ content without mentioning that the ACMA banlist (which will form the basis for the proposed mandatory filter) already<\/em> contains non-illegal content, take four drinks.<\/p>\n

When Conjob insists that he can bypass the Senate<\/a> to implement his filter, take five drinks.<\/p>\n

If you’re not plowed under the table by the end of the program, it’s because the good Senator spat the dummy and stormed offstage in tears, cursing the ABC for biasing the audience against him.<\/p>\n

-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After months of avoiding questions about Labor’s proposed mandatory internet filtering scam, Senator Conjob will be appearing tonight on ABC’s Q&A. Get some of your favourite coldies on ice and play the Conjob Binge Drinking Game! When Conjob accuses censorship opponents of: * supporting access to kiddie porn, take a drink. * being irresponsible by […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}