{"id":694,"date":"2010-02-09T19:19:08","date_gmt":"2010-02-09T09:19:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=694"},"modified":"2010-02-09T19:20:18","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T09:20:18","slug":"no-you-cant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=694","title":{"rendered":"No, you can&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 10px; float: right;\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/tonyabbott_krudd_religion.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"175\" height=\"135\" \/>Tony Abbott can mouth &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/news\/stories\/2010\/02\/09\/2814720.htm\">Yes we can<\/a>&#8216; until he vomits blue bile but it won&#8217;t make him into Barack Obama.<\/p>\n<p>When Tony says it, my brain surreptitiously finishes his sentence:<\/p>\n<p>Yes we can&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8230;tell women they&#8217;re just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/news\/stories\/2010\/02\/09\/2814117.htm\">luverly<\/a> with an inimitable smirk<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/shao\/?p=444\">impose my religion<\/a> on women looking for abortion services<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8230;keep control of <a href=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=120\">RU486<\/a> away from the TGA because Jesus says it&#8217;s nayyyyysty<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=199\">manufacture indignation<\/a> at the drop of a hat<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8230;be baldfaced <a href=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=361\">hypocrites<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Senator, you&#8217;re no Barack Obama. Stop embarrassing yourself.<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tony Abbott can mouth &#8216;Yes we can&#8216; until he vomits blue bile but it won&#8217;t make him into Barack Obama. When Tony says it, my brain surreptitiously finishes his sentence: Yes we can&#8230; &#8230;tell women they&#8217;re just luverly with an inimitable smirk &#8230;impose my religion on women looking for abortion services &#8230;keep control of RU486 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}