{"id":733,"date":"2010-06-23T21:46:01","date_gmt":"2010-06-23T11:46:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=733"},"modified":"2010-06-23T21:54:02","modified_gmt":"2010-06-23T11:54:02","slug":"reds-no-longer-under-the-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=733","title":{"rendered":"Red&#8217;s no longer under the bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 10px; float: right;\" title=\"Julia Gillard discusses her impression of the leader of the opposition\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/gillard.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"186\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kevin&#8217;s stepped on his dick one too many times.<\/p>\n<p>Rest assured, Julia will not make the same mistake.<\/p>\n<p>Kevin would butter Tony&#8217;s crumpets after mass. When Rudd looks in the mirror, he sees Abbott.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, Gillard is Abbott&#8217;s worst nightmare.<\/p>\n<p>Bring on the ranga!<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kevin&#8217;s stepped on his dick one too many times. Rest assured, Julia will not make the same mistake. Kevin would butter Tony&#8217;s crumpets after mass. When Rudd looks in the mirror, he sees Abbott. On the other hand, Gillard is Abbott&#8217;s worst nightmare. Bring on the ranga! -weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=733"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}