{"id":750,"date":"2010-09-23T07:54:33","date_gmt":"2010-09-22T21:54:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=750"},"modified":"2010-09-23T08:31:31","modified_gmt":"2010-09-22T22:31:31","slug":"throw-granny-off-the-train","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=750","title":{"rendered":"THROW GRANNY OFF THE TRAIN!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 10px;\" title=\"Do you have a TICKET for that walking stick, ya gimp?\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/chrisbrownttf_pensioners.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"307\" height=\"214\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Damn<\/em><\/strong> those greedy disabled and aged pensioners for sucking up <em>all<\/em> our valuable public transport seats!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/news\/stories\/2010\/09\/23\/3019427.htm\">Call to make pensioners pay full fare<\/a><\/em><\/h2>\n<p><em>By transport reporter Kylie Simmonds <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>A new report has recommended scrapping concession fares for pensioners travelling on public transport during peak hour.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The peak lobby group, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ttf.org.au\/\">Tourism and Transport Forum (TTF)<\/a>, says public transport in Australia costs $5 billion per year.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But the forum says only one-third of that is recovered through fares and the rest is subsidised by governments.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>TTF chief executive Chris Brown will today launch a new report which makes several revenue-raising and cost-cutting suggestions to deal with Australia&#8217;s growing population.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Mr Brown says one of those would be allowing concession holders cheaper fares on public transport only during off-peak hours.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;You can&#8217;t sustain a system where concession pensioner rates are clogging up peak-hour transport,&#8221; he said.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The report also suggests congestion charging, franchising different modes of transport and raising revenue through better advertising.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Clogging up peak-hour transport!<\/em> Yep, that&#8217;s what <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ttf.org.au\/\">TTF&#8217;s Chris Brown<\/a> said.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously, all those socially subsidised pensioners on their way to their 1st and 2nd jobs are bludging up all the facilities. Those <em>poor<\/em> people&#8230; they&#8217;re so POOR and&#8230; unprofitable.<\/p>\n<p>I expect Mr Brown to do two things; 1) come up with some hard numbers on how many pensioners <em>actually<\/em> ride public transport in peak hour and 2) stand on train platforms checking that blind folks have bought tickets for those seeing-eye dogs. Oh, and&#8230; explain to his own aged parents or relatives why they should get the hell off <em>his<\/em> gravy train and WALK.<\/p>\n<p>What Mr Brown is suffering from is called &#8216;downward envy.&#8217; It&#8217;s the irrational belief that aged and disabled pensioners somehow have it too good.<\/p>\n<p>NEWSFLASH, Mr B: It&#8217;s not easy living with disabilities and the diminished capacity to earn that comes with advanced age. Australia is a wealthy country and we as a society afford certain consideration to those who are not as well-off as those in the earning mainstream.<\/p>\n<p>Utterly shameful, Mr Brown.<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn those greedy disabled and aged pensioners for sucking up all our valuable public transport seats! Call to make pensioners pay full fare By transport reporter Kylie Simmonds A new report has recommended scrapping concession fares for pensioners travelling on public transport during peak hour. The peak lobby group, the Tourism and Transport Forum (TTF), [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=750"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}