{"id":763,"date":"2011-04-26T18:45:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-26T07:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=763"},"modified":"2011-04-26T19:43:30","modified_gmt":"2011-04-26T08:43:30","slug":"gods-man-in-canberra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=763","title":{"rendered":"God&#8217;s man in Canberra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Photo: Andrew Taylor, smh.com.au\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/wallace_acl_smhcomau.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Brigadier Jim Wallace, Managing Director of the Australian Christian Lobby is apparently a good Christian. You&#8217;d think he&#8217;d have to be a good one to head the organisation which purports to represent the interests of Christians to the Australian Federal Government.<\/p>\n<p>Good Christians don&#8217;t like gays or Muslims, so the Brigadier felt obligated, on Anzac Day, to tweet:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Just hope that as we remember servicemen and women today we remember the Australia they fought for &#8211; wasn&#8217;t gay marriage and Islamic!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Wallace was nearly immediately <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/technology\/technology-news\/christian-leader-sorry-for-anzac-tweets-20110425-1dtof.html\">called to account<\/a> by numerous news ops. Shameless Jim apologised for making such statements on Anzac Day, a celebration of the service of Australian war veterans where politicisation is considered to be in gravely poor taste, but in no way apologised for his offensive remarks.<\/p>\n<p>After about 10,000 Twitterers let the Brigadier have it with both barrels over his homo- and islamophobia, he deleted the tweet, which is <a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/4p8ks5\">preserved here<\/a> for posterity. Of course, the internet never forgets. It certainly didn&#8217;t forget when Wallace insinuated that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davethehappysinger.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/26\/acls-jim-wallace-at-fort-australia-being-gay-causes-priests-to-rape-children-2\/\">being gay causes priests to rape children<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>On the day after Anzac Day, Wallace appeared on Sunrise on 7 to clarify how he had been &#8216;misinterpreted&#8217; by &#8216;a few Twitter activists&#8217;:<\/p>\n<p><object style=\"height: 300px width: 400px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/TeTvimoQoyo?version=3\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/TeTvimoQoyo?version=3\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\"><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Wallace isn\u2019t just into <a href=\"http:\/\/puttingheroarin.wordpress.com\/2011\/04\/26\/jim-wallace-and-the-despicable-tricks-of-abusers\/#comment-5\">distorting and prevaricating<\/a>, he also digs an outright lie. In the Sunrise bit, Jimbo begs off with the excuse, &#8220;If you just accept that I&#8217;ve been on Twitter seriously for one week.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In fact, Wallace\u2019s <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JimWallaceACL\/status\/8575330713\">first tweet was on 3 February 2010<\/a>. 1 year, 2 months and 23 days ago.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Jim pops his Twitter cherry on 10 February 2010\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/blogimages\/jimwallaceacl_1st_tweet400x.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>Mind, a 447 day week would come in handy for Jim as it might be useful in explaining how Methuselah came to live 900 years.<\/p>\n<p>But don\u2019t mind me, I\u2019m one of those &#8216;Twitter activists&#8217; who &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/aramadge\/jim-wallace-and-media-manipulation\">manipulate media<\/a>&#8216; and Jim\u2019s lies are usually our fault.<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s really frightening is the level of <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.itnews.com.au\/News\/161533,christian-lobby-buoyant-on-filtering-after-meeting-conroy.aspx\">privileged access<\/a> this lying con artist has in the Australian Federal government.<\/p>\n<p>If Jim Wallace is a good Christian, I don&#8217;t want to meet the bad ones.<\/p>\n<p>-weez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brigadier Jim Wallace, Managing Director of the Australian Christian Lobby is apparently a good Christian. You&#8217;d think he&#8217;d have to be a good one to head the organisation which purports to represent the interests of Christians to the Australian Federal Government. Good Christians don&#8217;t like gays or Muslims, so the Brigadier felt obligated, on Anzac [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}