{"id":82,"date":"2005-08-29T17:04:15","date_gmt":"2005-08-29T07:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=82"},"modified":"2005-08-29T19:56:46","modified_gmt":"2005-08-29T09:56:46","slug":"its-all-those-diet-cokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s all those Diet Cokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;&nbsp; <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"325\" vspace=\"0\" hspace=\"5\" height=\"203\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/\/blogimages\/brogden_2003_2005.jpg\" alt=\"brogden_2003_2005.jpg\" title=\"brogden_2003_2005.jpg\" \/>&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>images: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/photogallery\/2005\/08\/29\/1125167586391.html\" target=\"_blank\">The Sydney Morning Herald&nbsp;<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/national\/my-foolish-boozy-night\/2005\/08\/28\/1125167552278.html\" target=\"_blank\">SMH reports<\/a>: <em>Mr Brogden said he rarely drank in public. &quot;I am known for drinking Diet Coke at the dinner table at all sorts of events.&quot;<\/em> <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Diet Coke must make your face look more round and the whites of your eyes a tick yellowy, then. <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">I can&#8217;t quite figure out what it is that prevents Phydeax, even in sobriety, from realising that it wasn&#8217;t just &#8216;harmless fun&#8217; when he sexually assaulted two female journalists a month ago. <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">It&#8217;s likely the same cognitive problem that kept him from resigning as MP for Pittwater when he resigned as Leader of the NSW Lieberals this morning.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Long term effects of Diet Coke, I guess.   <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">-weez<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phydeax is a lousy Diet Coke ad&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/machinegunkeyboard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}