The girl-child was caught traveling on a train early last year without a current student ID. She explained to the train police that she is still a student, but hadn’t been to the University for the 2004 year to renew her student card.
She was informed by said train police that they have to issue an infringement notice which involves a $200.00 fine. They advised her to write to her local MP.

She wrote to her local (Liberal) MP who advised that it has to go to another (Liberal) MP.

Today, a letter arrives advising the girl-child of the court date to hear this matter. Fuck, now we (girl-child and parental dyad) are meeting with the Liberal MP.

My question is what drugs should I take to survive being in the same room as a Liberal MP?

1. Anti-histamine?
2. Anti-nausea medication?
3. Analgesics?
4. Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory?
5. Prokinetic agents?
6. Anti-fungal medication?
7. Lysergic acid diethylamide?
8. All of the above?

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