I was pissweak, now I’m PRESIDENT- thanks to Deepends™!

I was a pissweak dope from Texas.

 

It got rilly embarrassing when I had to ask Aunt Condi to take me out to wee wee all the time. I was always making tinkle when important stuff was going on, like when I was sposed ta talk about bombs and guns and gas and stuff.

 

 

Deepends™ turned me into a gen-u-wine statesman! Now I can suck plonk with the best of ’em and talk about them behind their backs when they’re off drainin’ the lizard.

 

Thanks to Deepends™, now I kin fill muh drawers- with confidence!

 -Dubya

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