Thursday January 05th 2006, 10:08 am

The Sloganizer turns any word or name into a marketing campaign.

Mind you, some words simply shouldn’t be Sloganized…


Pure weezil. Pure Power.
weezil empowers you.
Follow your weezil.
Oh my goddess, it’s a weezil.
3… 2… 1… weezil.
I can’t believe it’s weezil.
Be alive with weezil.
weezil never lies.
There’s lots of fun in weezil.
weezil is forever.
Don’t get in the way of weezil.
weezil is what the world was waiting for.
weezil for everyone.
Feel the magic of weezil.
Go farther with weezil.
weezil is the sound of the future.
Lucky weezil.
The weezil universe.
Good to know weezil.
weezil – play it!
Are you ready for weezil?
Things go better with weezil.
weezil after a long day.
weezil, i want it all.
Made by weezil.
hhmmmmm… weezil.
weezil rocks.
I believe in weezil.
Let’s weezil!
I lost weight with weezil.
Play weezil, start living.
The weezil people.
weezil keeps going, and going, and going…
With a name like weezil, it has to be good.
Everything is simple with weezil.
weezil – be ready.
weezil for president.
Nobody does it like weezil.
My weezil beats everything.
weezil brings out the best.
Are you ready for weezil?
Go far with weezil.
Up, up and away with weezil.
The age of weezil.
weezil. We build smiles.
See the world with weezil.
Start the day with weezil.
weezil, in touch with tomorrow.
weezil – now!
I quit smoking with weezil.
I wish i had a weezil.
weezil, the original.
It’s time to think about weezil.
weezil for you!
weezil – to feel free!
weezil’s got it all!
weezil – your game.
Call a friend, call weezil.
weezil is what the world was waiting for.
weezil – You see this name, you think dirty.

I really should rethink this pen name… πŸ˜€


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I lost weight with weezil.
Play weezil, start living.
The age of weezil.
Follow your weezil.
Oh my goddess, it’s a weezil.

I can’t believe it’s weezil.

weezil for president.
beware what you wish for…
I can’t see through the tears of laughter….

Comment by foxman 01.05.06 @ 10:18 am

oh, no… you won’t ever see me running for prez.

My fave was “With a name like weezil, it has to be good.” πŸ˜€

Comment by weezil 01.05.06 @ 10:24 am

I can’t get over the verbing… πŸ™‚
-diarize, catastrophize, sloganize, eek, egads and all that.

Comment by suki 01.05.06 @ 10:51 am

Yeah, but what if I WANT to be Sukified? πŸ˜‰

Comment by weezil 01.05.06 @ 10:52 am

I see your Weezilizer and I raise you a lambasting *oops lombarding.

Comment by suki 01.05.06 @ 11:02 am

“My Flashman, your Flashman, Flashman for all!”

Duly added to my website’s footer – thanks for the link!

Comment by Flashman 01.05.06 @ 5:32 pm

Have a break, have a Weezil
On and on with Weezil
A Weezil a day, makes you work, rest and play
Nothing is more effective than Weezil
Beanz Meanz Weezil
The appliance of Weezil
Go to school on a Weezil
The futures bright, the futures Weezil
Don’t live a little, live a Weezil
Maybe she’s born with it? Maybe its Weezil
I’m Weezling it
Probably the best Weezil in the world

Comment by Kate G 01.05.06 @ 7:48 pm

Access – your flexible Weezil
The World’s favorite Weezil
Make someone happy with a Weezil
When you say Weezil, you’ve said it all
Weezil, The Genuine Article
Weezil, splash it all over
Where there’s life Weezil
And all because the lady loves Weezil
Everyone’s a Weezil Fruit and Nut Case
Weezil grows on you
Australians wouldn’t give a Weezil for anything else
Come home to a real Weezil
The man from Weezil say’s yes
Weezil kills all known germs
Hands that do dishes feel as soft as your Weezil
Weezil refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach
Don’t dream it, Weezil it
Snap, Crackle, Weezil
The Weezil you can eat between meals
Weezil does make exceedingly good cakes
Play it again, Weezil
Weezil, made to make your mouth water
The wonder of Weezil

I could go on but I think that’s enough for one night. Must say it has a certain ring to it now. Happy New Year

Comment by Kate G 01.05.06 @ 8:08 pm

Thanks, Kate. πŸ˜€

Half the reason I use the nom-de-plume is because the word just innately SOUNDS funny. Sloganiser makes it just that much more absurd. πŸ˜€

Comment by weezil 01.05.06 @ 9:03 pm

Wow how slick, makes spin doctors totally redundant.

Comment by ab 01.05.06 @ 10:09 pm

Put weezil on your head and have no fear for tomorrow!

Comment by Jennifer 01.06.06 @ 5:01 pm

I can’t believe it’s not Weezil!
Actually, I can

Comment by Zoe 01.06.06 @ 8:06 pm

Best til last:

weezil – You see this name, you think dirty.

Comment by Le Driver 01.07.06 @ 5:46 pm

A weezil a day keeps Howard away. How I wish.

Comment by JahTeh 01.10.06 @ 11:25 am

my fave… follow your weezil

Comment by rainie 01.27.06 @ 8:49 pm

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