Presidential mountain bike damaged – again
Thursday July 07th 2005, 7:04 pm

Shrubbo is now no longer a danger only to himself; he nearly took a Scottish cop with him this time

weezilCo has got the solution!


Introducing Presidential Training Wheels™!

 

Great for any unbalanced executive.

 

well… almost any.

-weez


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This might explain why cartons of “Lone Star” beer have been seen loaded onto Air Force One!
Has he fallen off the wagon to fall off his bike!

Comment by foxman 07.08.05 @ 8:20 am

Foxie, you’re probably not wrong. Suki has mentioned to me recently that to her trained eye, Shrubbo has of late had the facial appearance of some recent alcohol abuse…

Comment by weezil 07.08.05 @ 8:32 am

His injuries are God’s punishment for setting such a poor example (for a person in his Supreme Position) to the little kiddies, by not wearing a helmet while cycling.

Comment by Brownie 07.08.05 @ 10:50 am

Brownie, the Shrubster actually was wearing a bicycle helmet in both instances when he has wiped out the presidential MTB.

Full-face helmets for bicyling are generally not necessary… but ya know…

Comment by weezil 07.08.05 @ 11:26 am

Full-face helmets for bicycling are generally not necessary… but ya know…

Hmmm, but if you ride DH, they required. Bushie seems to be doin’ a lot of downhill action of late…

Comment by cileo 07.08.05 @ 2:51 pm

Trek MTB: $3100

Secret Service detail: $20,000/hour

Confusion as to which side of road to ride on in Scotland: Priceless.

Comment by weezil 07.11.05 @ 10:35 am



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