The arrival earlier in the week of the Cunard luxury liners Queen Mary 2 and Queen Elizabeth 2 drew thousands of Sydneysiders to the foreshores to get a glimpse of the mammoth pair of ships- gridlocking traffic around Sydney Harbour.
US Vice President Dick Cheney is presently winging his way from Japan to Sydney to engage in a little vice of his own. Big Dick’s appearance is expected by NSW Police to have similar effects on Sydney’s traffic as the big ships – but definitely not due to throngs of admirers clogging our streets.
Unlike Sly Stallone’s private jet, I doubt Cheney’s US Air Force plane will be searched by Australian Customs. If they did, they’d be sure to find some powerful date-rape drugs in Cheney’s possession. Face it- Cheney couldn’t possibly go fuck himself without being really whacked on serious dope. Let’s hope Big Dick’s gentle with his… err… himself.
Would some kind and generous Sydneysiders PLEASE overlook the Vice President’s brusque and extremely arrogant manner to at least help look after the poor man’s health? If you’re in Sydney and happen to see Dick, be a good sort and throw him a handful of condoms. Cheney’s already got a dicky ticker– I’d hate to see The Dickster battling a nasty venereal disease, which he would surely contract from unprotected sex with himself. CONDOMS for DICK!
And hey- all you wussies over at Democrats Abroad Australia, who say they will not protest the appearance of the American President of Vice… you can go fuck yourselves too. Delete my membership now, OK?
-weez
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Such vitriol!! I love it!
Reading the title of this entry made me laugh, because I so agree and couldn’t have put it more eloquently!
I’d head into town today if I could and give him my unused but passed-the-useby-date condoms…but I have to work. Boohoo.
Comment by Colours 02.22.07 @ 11:36 amVitriol? I presume you mean what Cheney said back in 2004 to Saint Patrick of Leahy, right? 😉
Comment by weez 02.22.07 @ 12:27 pmWhat did he say to St Pat of Leahy???
Comment by Colours 02.22.07 @ 9:00 pmInterestingly, the NSW police have locked down a section of The Rocks bounded by Cumberland, Essex and Gloucester streets for the private amusement of Herr Cheney. I wonder if they’ve also shut down the segment of the Cahill Expressway that passes over Camp Cheney. Looks like a prime condom-dropping location. 😉
Comment by weez 02.22.07 @ 9:29 pm“What did he say to St Pat of Leahy???”
The Dickster famously dropped the F-bomb on St Pat (which is the entire premise of my post, of course).
Comment by weez 02.22.07 @ 9:31 pmAh yes, I remember that now. Fuck yourself, instead, Big Dick. Or “pull the foreskin over your head and fuck yourself”. (My not-very-nice comment to a persistent and annoying man in a nightclub once…)
Re the lockdown/protests. As usual, the coppers are being very heavy-handed. Just got a text message from a pal who’s in town tonight, said the mood is ugly. Well, of course it would be, I s’pose…
Comment by Colours 02.22.07 @ 9:49 pm“Ugly” ain’t quite harsh enough for it. Fascist, authoritarian, banana republic type political repression is more like it.
The bastards beat up some protesters, arrested a few- and then let the remaining protesters march down the footpath to the US Consulate @ Martin Place.
Not on, mate.
This little bit of fascism is even worse.
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