Pyne to investigate Santoro; junior woodchucks walk out
Tuesday March 20th 2007, 8:29 pm

JWCU walks out over 'scab' Pyne

‘Junior woodchuck’ will whitewash Santoro: ALP

[…] Labor says an investigation into Senator Santoro will be a “whitewash” if it is conducted by his replacement, South Australian MP Christopher Pyne.

Labor’s treasury spokesman Wayne Swan said: “I don’t regard Christopher Pyne, (Santoro’s) successor in the ministry, a new junior minister, a junior woodchuck if you like, as the appropriate person to conduct a serious investigation.Pyney looking the part

Soon as Pyne was announced as the junior woodchuck in charge of investigating Senator Santoro, the Junior Wood Chucks Union (JWCU) announced industrial action, downed all whitewashing tools and stopped work.

JWCU spokeswoodchuck Ro Dentia said, “Pyne? PYNE?! My own unemployed boy eats pyne for breakfast. And we’re not happy about Senator Pyne’s damn fake teeth, either. No scab woodchucks!”


MORE: Santoro to resign from Parliament. About damn time.

Junior woodchucks reported to be back on the job.

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“Santoro to resign from Parliament.”

Seems that your little ersatz woodchuck found something after all. 🙂

Comment by suki 03.21.07 @ 7:32 am

You’re right- Pyne the scab woodchuck must have been HIGHLY effective to get a resignation in less than 12 hours! Get this joker on an AWA. 😀

Comment by weez 03.21.07 @ 7:41 am

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