Family First demands candidates declare sexual orientation
Thursday November 01st 2007, 7:16 pm

Kid you not.

Candidates ‘should declare sexual preference’

The Family First candidate in the far north Queensland seat of Leichhardt says voters have a right to know the sexual preference of all candidates contesting the federal election.

A report in today’s Courier-Mail newspaper says Family First’s Ben Jacobsen demanded that the Liberal candidate Charlie McKillop declare if she is gay.

Mr Jacobsen, who is against gay relationships, says he was not targeting Ms McKillop, but speaking generally about every candidate.

“Look I think this is a public office, this is a person that’s going to represent Leichhardt in our House of Representatives,” he said.

“I think the public have a right to know the values that you’re going to pursue in Parliament.”

Well, silly me, of course they do.

But you know, there’s a lot of big words involved in describing the way one likes to rub one’s uglies that not all Family First voters can understand. You certainly wouldn’t elect a serial masticator to pubic orifice, would you?

A simple system of buttons or badges (not unlike this novel implementation) must be adopted immediately to assure that Parliament doesn’t itself become a hotbed of pansexual polyswitches which takes its weekly delivery of water-based lube in 44 gallon drums.

(remainder of post contains nudity)

gay button

GAY BUTTON

lesbian button

LESBIAN BUTTON

straight button

STRAIGHT BUTTON
wanker button

WANKER BUTTON

-weez


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aaargh! my eyes!

Comment by barry 11.01.07 @ 7:35 pm

Well, at least with Family First- what you see is what you get.

Comment by weez 11.01.07 @ 9:38 pm

Steve-o has whacked Jacobson in the shins, but not before BJ planted some typical extreme-right notions about the rats one bats for.

Comment by weez 11.02.07 @ 8:03 am

sexual orientation? are they going to be out “polling” the electorate Diamond Joe Quimby style or what?

Comment by krypto 11.06.07 @ 12:25 am

krypto, if one is going to ‘pole’ the electorate, the first thing one might need is… a pole. 😀

No wonder Quah is into bonsai. 😀

Comment by weez 11.06.07 @ 7:47 am



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