If there is a God, Carlin’s probably performing his “Ten Commandments” routine for him right now.

If there’s a god, he’s having a word with !nataS about George’s dimwit cousin Gregory.

‘God Hates Fags’ preacher says god got the last laugh because ‘Carlin is now in hell‘ for mocking religion. Wrong, dumbass. Carlin is still getting laughs at the expense of religion, even in death, thanks to wackjobs like you, Mr Phelps.

If Carlin’s in hell, can I get tickets for the front row? I promise, no heckling.