The grate debate
Friday October 03rd 2008, 2:00 pm

After having to listen to Palin waddle twaddle through 90 minutes attempting to debate Joe Biden, I’m seriously considering general anaesthesia until 4 November.

Palin could not stay on topic, made numerous factual errors, would not address the moderator’s questions, at one point saying that she ‘may not answer the questions to the moderator’s satisfaction’ and would ‘just speak directly to the American people.’ Unlike in her recent interviews when caught out lacking basic information, in this instance, Palin didn’t act dazzled like a moose in the headlights, she just simply refused to address the matter at hand.

Mrs Palin- it was a freaking DEBATE! Did anybody let you in on that? You respond to questions from the moderator and attempt to discredit your opponent- you don’t stand up and read your talking points memo. Not until McC-word is elected and subsequently buried do you get to write your own rules.

Palin revealed herself as a climate change doubter who wants to not only increase US oil consumption, but just like King George, wants to “drill, baby drill!” in the Alaskan National Wildlife Reserve. But a McC-word presidency isn’t going to be King G term 3, oh no…

Most gratingly, Palin can not pronounce ‘nuclear,’ insisting upon King George’s self-branding hick pronunciation of ‘NOO-kew-ler.’ If you can’t pronounce it, you sure as hell shouldn’t be in charge of it. But believe it or not, this telltale of lack of sophistication is not at all a negative for Palindrones, who find her tacky yet unrefined ignorance ‘refreshing.’ Biden called Palin out on error after error (though dismayingly did not bag her for her inability to pronounce ‘nuclear’), which she steadfastly refused to acknowledge, allowing Biden to score points, one after the other.

All Biden had to do was not lose this debate, which he certainly managed, but neither did he nail Palin to the wall. I suppose part of Biden’s strategy was to not go both barrels at Palin, out of fear of being pegged as misogynistic, but he did so to his detriment. Biden had several opportunities to truly wallop Palin, but it would appear he followed advice to not be too adversarial. Dear Senator Biden, gender equality means when interviewing for a job, a woman has to take it like a man- and Palin definitely didn’t have to take too much from you!

The McCain/Palin ticket approval ratings and Palin’s own polling, as women voters become familiar with Palin’s stands on the issues, are sliding fast, with Obama/Biden now leading by 9 points (1 Oct CBS News poll).

This election is Obama/Biden’s to lose. All sails up, steady as she goes and they will romp this one home in a landslide.

-weez


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weez,what we have to keep in mind is her performance tonight was not tuned to appeal to us. I think that she was probably coached to just run through her prepared points without regard to the questions asked. She also appeared to stumble a bit on saying “nucular” as if she had been recently taught to pronounce it that way intentionally. I’m guessing that her target audience was charmed.

Comment by rainie 10.03.08 @ 3:17 pm

Yep, agreed, rainie.

As extreme as the governor’s dancing-with-dinosaurs worldview is, it seems hardly necessary for her to bandy about a codeword for anti-intellectualism. We already know she doesn’t know anything.

Mind you, when you’re trying to appeal to a class of voter who couldn’t catch a clue unless it hits them in the face like a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon, little is beyond comprehension.

Comment by weez 10.03.08 @ 4:29 pm

BTW, rainie, woddya make of McC-word’s ‘campaign suspension’ in order to charge back to Washington like Mighty Mouse to stuff things up? I have visions of him stiffarming the wind with a bath towel tied around his neck. Just bizarre. Not overly presidential. On the upside, I can imagine McC may have dropped that copy of My Pet Goat a bit quicker than His Majesty did.

Comment by weez 10.03.08 @ 4:46 pm

Video: SNL’s Tina Fey apes Palin

Comment by weez 10.03.08 @ 10:17 pm

I only saw a bit of the debate, but I couldn’t help noticing she kept smiling/smirking in a very condescending manner. Biden seemed to be very restrained, political correctness gone wrong I thought. I’m sure if it was a man at the other pedestal Biden would have gone for the jugular.

Comment by OzAtheist 10.03.08 @ 11:01 pm

Oz, we seem to have two problems here. Palin is brainless and Biden normally doesn’t use the one he has. If this had been a real proper stoush, Biden would have asked Palin why she was so heartless and stupid as to decide to bear a child which she knew from prenatal testing would have Down’s… and then to name the poor bastard… ‘Trig.’ WTF, over?

Comment by weez 10.04.08 @ 5:48 am

weez, re the “campaign suspension”: in my circles, science geek academia, it is seen for what it was, a bizarre play for attention with no real action behind it. When McCain cancelled his appearance on Letterman to rush back to the capital because of the financial crisis, he made a wee little stop to do an interview with Katie Couric during the same time that he was supposed to be taping Letterman. Letterman has been nailing him for it relentlessly ever since.

And still, we are not the intended audience. It plays differently to the intended audience. I sure do wish that I had stock in Kool-Aid. I’d have a shot at being a rich woman.

Comment by rainie 10.05.08 @ 11:19 am

Thanks for that, rainie.

McC getting bagged out 5x a week by Dave is negative karma that Obama could only dream of buying.

Back on Palin…

amazing shit.

Comment by weez 10.05.08 @ 11:40 am

After the rise of the sociopaths and idiots into power we’re now watching the collapse of the US. Enjoy the show.

Comment by Leomarie 10.05.08 @ 12:32 pm

Sad but true, Leomarie.

Comment by weez 10.05.08 @ 7:18 pm

Ifill: Palin blew me off.

Comment by rainie 10.06.08 @ 11:44 am

Excellent spotting, rainie, thanks for that.

Queen Latifah’s lines as Ifill r/ low expectations of Palin were spot on.

Comment by weez 10.06.08 @ 2:44 pm



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