+10 points, 3 weeks to go: How could Obama lose?
Monday October 13th 2008, 10:00 pm

Top 10 ways for Barack Obama to fail to be the 44th POTUS:

10. Shoot wildlife from a helicopter
9. Get shot by what this guy has in his pants
8. Fox News finds Obama’s campaign office prayer mat pointing toward Mecca
7. Decorate office with dead wildlife from Illinois
6. Go to bat for a failed banker
5. Try to get Palin’s ‘First Dude‘ sacked from Alaska governorship
4. Skin darkener cream used to cover Arabic appearance found on Obama’s campaign jet
3. Falls and breaks you-know-what before debate
2. Seven-year-old Sasha Obama shows baby bump
1. Get caught by paparazzi splashing in the surf with Big Mac sculpted abs

oh, shit.


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POTUS…that’s gotta be a residual Americanism 😀

Comment by Dan 10.14.08 @ 3:17 pm

could be! 😀

Comment by weez 10.14.08 @ 3:21 pm

No 11. Follow the recent interviewing style of the Canadian Liberal leader Stephan Dion.

(It is like watching a bad car crash. The poor, unlucky, bastard.)

Comment by joe2 10.16.08 @ 10:36 pm

The real unlucky bastards are the Canadians who have to continue to live with Harper as PM. He’s the Bush of the Great White North.

Comment by weez 10.18.08 @ 10:39 pm

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