Sympathy: you’ll find it between shit & syphilis, Mr Cheney
Wednesday January 21st 2009, 8:26 am

Dick Cheney appeared at President Obama’s inauguration in a wheelchair.

White House spokeswoman Dana Perino says that the former President of Vice pulled a muscle in his back moving boxes while clearing out of the VP’s residence.

Now, here’s a multimillionaire who has had four heart attacks- do you think he’s moving boxes anywhere? I sure don’t. I think this is the beginning of a Pinochet-style sympathy campaign, intended to keep the 68-year-old son-of-a-bitch from ever standing trial for torturing prisoners of war.

Keith Olbermann describes why Bush, Cheney and others must be tried for war crimes:

Don Rumsfeld barely escaped France in October 2007, where he could have been arrested for war crimes. The former King and his Executioner have the same sort of fun to look forward to when travelling- for the rest of their miserable lives.

Welcome back to reality, gents.

-weez


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How did Dick Cheney really hurt his back?

See here!

Comment by Mike Licht 01.21.09 @ 1:59 pm

hah!

The other rumour I’d heard was he threw his back out trying to fuck the USA, just one last time. :D

Comment by weez 01.21.09 @ 2:01 pm

Rotten to the core!

Comment by melchior 01.21.09 @ 6:11 pm

To be true, I’m kinda waiting for Cheney to fake his own death to avoid a war crimes trial. The Dickster surely can afford a nice island chain where he (and a private security force) can live rather nicely until he really does keel over.

Other war criminals in the Bush administration won’t be so lucky. A few peons will surely be prosecuted, but the architects of torture and state-sponsored terrorism will go scot free.

Comment by weez 01.21.09 @ 6:21 pm



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