FEAR THIS: cannabinoid hyperuresis!
Tuesday March 24th 2009, 5:14 am

image: bbc.co.ukDoctors are compiling mounting evidence that heavy cannabis users are being afflicted by a new syndrome known as ‘cannabinoid hyperuresis.’

This is the condition where anyone with any passing familiarity with cannabis use proceeds to piss themselves laughing when uncritical media on a slow news day are fooled by anti-cannabis wowsers into printing some scary yet prima facie ridiculous nonsense about cannabis, with added hyperbole.

“Grown men screaming in pain, vomiting”

Pardon me while I go change into some dry knickers.

-weez


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What a load of cod’s wallop! “New” symptoms? “Mounting” evidence? What? 20 guys that were vomiting in Adelaide and another guy from America who was vomiting as well. All who happen to smoke pot. Wow! That’s a mountain of evidence they’ve got there.

What about the millions upon millions of people who smoke who are laughing at this shit right now… Now there’s a symptom – and you don’t even have to smoke pot to have that one…

Comment by tp 03.24.09 @ 9:01 am

tp, cannabinoid reefermadnessine hilarosis is the name of that syndrome which affects wiser non-users and users alike when exposed to obvious anti-cannabis propaganda. It is closely correlated with cannabinoid hyperuresis (which also occurs with or without cannabis use) and often occurs simultaneously with the aforementioned hilarosis.

Comment by weez 03.24.09 @ 9:43 am



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