Bible whackers in the US state of Kansas are trying to re-brand creationism as ‘Intelligent Design.’ The fundie crosstians want to force public schools to teach ‘ID’ alongside evolutionary theory.
A brilliant wag has established that there is as much evidence for the world being created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster as by a god in 7 days- and he reasonably wants equal time for his theory in the classrooms.
FSM Prophet and all-around guru Bobby Henderson is looking for work, too:
So it turns out that ANOTHER casino industry company is interested in hiring me maybe. I received this email:
Are you still looking for a job? I am trying to fill a programming position at [xxxx-removed-xxxx] Gaming. Please let me know if you are interested and when would be a good time to contact you.My reply:
Is it in Vegas? By the way, I’ve applied to [xxxx-removed-xxxx] a number of times, without any response. I hope the irony is not lost on you that it took a letter about a FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER to get your attention. Trust me, I’m not the type of employee you want. You need a hopeless grunt who will be happy little peon in his cube and help you guys exploit the retarded. I’d rather be shot in the face. No offense.
-Bobby
No response as of yet.
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has come to Australia via Rob Corr’s Red Rag blog entry.
-weez
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It’s really Adam doing a Freemason handshake with the Dalek Emperor! Fact!
cileo, you could be right… the FSM does look a bit like the Dalek Emperor. However, Dr Who isn’t widely known in the USA.
Noting the presence of roughly meatball-shaped organelles in the deity’s noodly body, I suspect early FSM theology was developed over a plate of the Wednesday night special at Bobby Henderson’s local Tuscan restaurant.
Only the scholars of Spagbolology know for sure. 😉
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