Shock-jock Limbaugh heading to slammer
Thursday June 29th 2006, 12:38 pm

Brought to you by the pfine pfolks at PfizerRabidly conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh, famous for encouraging Wal-Mart to sell RU-486 at $1000 per tablet to “feminazis” and “lib[eral] babes,” as well as for his narrow escape last year from criminal charges arising from doctor-shopping for Oxycontin painkiller tablets, has been busted at Palm Beach (Florida) International Airport with a bottle of Viagra, which was not prescribed in his name.

Limbaugh’s sweet plea deal with the prosecutor regarding his illegal obtaining of Oxycontin tablets to feed a confessed addiction to the drug included that Limbaugh must not be arrested for any offence for a period of 18 months and must complete drug diversion counselling. In exchange, Limbaugh escaped being arrested and charged for obtaining prescription medications by fraudulent means.

Oops.

Limbaugh is also well known for his opinon that all drug addicts should be thrown in jail, despite the slim chance in reality that jail will ever cure addictions.

Clearly, Rush won’t mind spending a little time in the Big House.

-weez


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Hmmn doesn’t sound like the ‘conservative’ I heard mouthing off about Mexicans last month, fancy that a drug addict saying refugees are scum, sounds like the pot calling the kettle black, huh?

Comment by ab 06.30.06 @ 2:04 pm

What amazes me is the complete lack of empathy that this man has. Displaying zero empathy is a feature in diagnosing a sociopath.

Comment by suki 07.01.06 @ 9:42 am

I suspect he’s got a lot more shit going on that just that. Anyone that far to the right has to have some deep dark secrets that they don’t want to get out…

Comment by Dave 07.01.06 @ 9:45 am

Suki, Limpbaugh is exceeded in sheer sociopathic prickery only by Senator Julian McGauran.

Comment by weez 07.01.06 @ 9:47 am

And he was coming from sex-tourism hotspot the Dominican Republic with a bottle of Viagra in his luggage? What a poster-boy for the “just be abstinent if you’re unmarried” crowd.

Comment by tigtog 07.01.06 @ 6:10 pm

I hope that Viagra was acquired purely as an enabler for masturbation. Rush’s own extreme right-wing conservatism would seem to preclude it being used as an aid to pre-marital sex.

Comment by Flashman 07.03.06 @ 7:53 am



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