Australian Rower has anxiety attack

August 24th, 2004

Sally Robbins’ Olympic checklist:

  1. passport
  2. credit card
  3. 23 try my hardest pills

Other seven in boat’s Olympic checklist:

  1. intolerance
  2. discrimination
  3. alloplastic defences

"Rachael Taylor accused Robbins, a 23-year-old from Western Australia, of repeat displays of "mental weakness" which left team-mates in the lurch."

No Rachael, you and the other six workplace bullies had already lost!

Tripod Charles

August 22nd, 2004

I am constantly amazed at how the smallest events can create the greatest happiness.
Yesterday we went out to our favourite forage and fondle shop and Charles found a Tripod priced at $20.00. Not only is it sturdy and utilitarian it also has an orange level light!
The whole trip home,
at least 23 times,
Charles made gleeeeeeefull sounds…
What fun.

Ross canvassing lovers oops… Voters

August 22nd, 2004

Ross’s thoughts
He’s cute, I wonder if he’s got a sister?

Ross’s thoughts
He looks like he’d know some hot Solicitors.

Ross’s thoughts
I wonder if he’ll take me home so I can meet his mother?

Ross’s thoughts
Hirsute is my thing; I bet he could introduce me to a furry princess.

Ross’s thoughts
Wow, these guys should know someone exotic to satisfy my urges.

Ross’s thoughts
What a hot Grandma you must have little girl!


August 21st, 2004

Nobody should be subsumed by anyone or anything.
Get out from behind the oppressor
and radiate until their eyes melt!

The Philistine and the Greenie

August 21st, 2004

Ross Cameron the Liberal candidate for Parramatta recently admitted he had cheated on his wife.
Poor old Ross.
Was your wife Genevieve all bloated and misshapen?

Did she look like something hanging on the walls of parliament house?
I hope she considers how you used the media as a confessional without any regard for her privacy.

Hey Ross have you got a plan for the restoration of your credibility?
Perhaps you and Peter Garrett could exchange ideas.
However I’d be happier if you exchanged gunfire.