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Look mum there’s Osama…he’s mastered the high kick

January 13th, 2005

This story out of the US postulates that prisoners of war are like cheerleaders.

I don’t know why I didn’t see this before.
These men do resemble the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. Ok their wax jobs are a bit rough and if that one is Debbie, she looks done.

This Iraqi cheerleading team is obviously working on their pyramid in readiness for the 2005 Superbowl. Isn’t it nice for the American soldiers to be their coaches and physiotherapists.

Clear as an autumn day in Geneva, these are the Baghdad raiders cheerleaders.

Oh and look, they’re naked,
“bootygate”…

Image from here

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Mind Spirit alignment for the fearful leader to appease the fearful voter

January 12th, 2005

Dear Mark,
Having consulted with the Aromatherapist and Kineisiologist, these are the plants that will furnish the essential oils to restore your health.

You can win

Fill that spa in Terrigal with warm water.
Place 5 droplets of each into the tepid mass.
Disrobe.
Gently lower yourself into this puddle of pungency and relax.

Soak, with eyes closed, for 15 minutes.
Repeat this ritual daily until you feel your wellness returning.
This is usually achieved within 8-10 days.

Pack up your bags.
Load the Commodore and return to Canberra.

Get back into your role as Labor leader and impress us.

We desperately need a viable alternative to HoWARd.

Mark, you’re it!

Fucking get well and make plans to kick his lying rodent arse!

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Oops we missed

January 9th, 2005

The war in Iraq is not a natural disaster.

The numbers of dead are not all in the space of a few moments.

These and many other Iraqi dead are, however, as innocent as the dead from within families peacefully living their lives in Thailand last year.

This story out of northern Iraq highlights yet again why this war, that Australia is still a willing part of, is (and always was) wrong.

An official from a joint US-Iraqi security centre for Salahuddin province said the air strike targeted a suspected insurgent hideout in al-Aitha, a village on the border between Salahuddin and Nineveh provinces.

“The house was not the intended target for the air strike. The intended target was another location nearby.”

-The US army has stated. It added that it:

“deeply regrets the loss of possibly innocent lives and that an investigation was under way.”

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All’s well, the Chopper’s getting attacked.

January 8th, 2005

An Indian helicopter dropping food and water over the remote Andaman and Nicobar Islands has been attacked by tribesmen using bows and arrows.
There were fears that the endangered tribal groups had been wiped out when massive waves struck their islands.

Authorities say,

"the attack is a sign that they have survived."

Ouch, direct hit

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Thank you…

January 6th, 2005

..I’d like to thank my partner, the girl-child, Rantzalot (Sir), my father, my mother, my step-mother, my sister and brothers, my grand-mother, Mrs. Woods from grade 4 (who helped flash up my English), my
oops, wrong scrap of paper
..to all and any who nominated me and my opinions for an award.

…and the winner is my bloggalactic hero BARISTA!

number all boxes

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