Occupying a redundant timeline?

November 4th, 2004

I am overwhelmed with a sense of feeling alien to my species.

The majority of Americans have also been Classically Conditioned.
Who’s next? The British?

I am now officially describing myself as Homo Sapien Sapien Evolved.

There will be no inter-species frolicking!

There will be no fanatical face flinching

October 30th, 2004

Australia must continue to stand firm in its resolve to deal with terrorists such as Osama bin Laden, Foreign Minister Alexander Downer said today after a new videotape of the al-Qaeda chief was broadcast.

"Whenever he says these things and whenever these Islamic extremists and fanatics say these things, our message to them is a simple message. And that is we will defy you and we will defeat you, and countries like Australia must not flinch in the face of these fanatics. We must show an utter determination to confront them and defeat them"

Alexander, Let it go.

Your team has won a fourth term.

Your team owns the Senate come July.

You can stop trying to impress me with your insufferable idiocy and give intelligent, thinking Australians some International dignity by shutting up!

A parallel Universe with Phillip, Beatrix and Barry.

October 12th, 2004

"Excuse me, Excuse me.
Why are we playing the sad version, the sad version of the theme?
I am on top of the world.
I couldn’t be happier.
I’ve had the best weekend.
Isn’t it funny. No one predicted what was going to happen on Saturday night.
The pundits got it wrong, the pollsters didn’t get it.
This overwhelming swing to Labor.
This huge mandate for Mark Latham, and I must say the PM made a very graceful concession speech…"

That’s how Phillip Adams opened Late Night Live (LNL) last night.
Then Beatrix Campbell and Barry Jones joined in and for almost an hour I could make-believe that it wasn’t true…
Thank you Phillip for my first spontaneous smile since Saturday night.

Pavlov’s dog

October 10th, 2004

I (and many others) saw through you John Winston Howard!

Starting on 12 September 2001, you (assisted by Blair and Bush) capitalised on the fear and shock of the events of the day before and through Classical Conditioning attempted to create a high level of anxiety for every Australian.
By October 2004, all you had to do was mention any of the diverse, radical, ‘other’ words such as:
Muslim, Asylum Seeker, Refugee, people who question why children are kept behind razorwire, Habib, Hicks, Hicks’ family, Brian Deegan, WMD’s, the UN, Human shields in Iraq, Australian Hostages in Iraq, Iraqi civilian casualties, Greenie, Leftie, Media Watch, ABC, SMH, Lesbian mother, Michael Moore, Phillip Adams, Mark Latham, Global warming, higher interest rates, young drivers, learner drivers, custodial parent, organic farmer, disabled person, ‘freelance’ anything, internet, adult pornography, Brazilian wax, mobile telephones with cameras, Terriers (it sounds like Terrorism when you are hyper-anxious)
and there was mass quivering on farms, in mortgage belts, in offices, in worksites, in the Public Service and in the homes around this country.

In the course of your training of the Australian public, the Conditioned Stimulus (CS), e.g. the words-old growth forest, were repeatedly presented together with the Unconditioned Stimulus (US), e.g. fear; eventually the voters form an association between the US and the CS.

Congratulations you bastard, you turned most of Australia into quivering, fearful lapdogs who were trained to react to you as their Protector.

You set it up, fed it well and exploited it for your own gain.

Read the Bloggisphere you insufferable manipulator…We are the future and we are all getting active…

Starting the deprogramming now….

NEXT patient please.

anti social worker

September 23rd, 2004

It is sometimes harder to be at work than it is to get work done.