When accused of erring on the wrong side of life, Jeb Bush stated that he wasn’t in the room at the time.

April 6th, 2005

When Jeb’s brother George W. Bush said,

“This [Terri Schiavo’s death] is an extraordinary and sad case, and I believe that in a case such as this, the legislative branch, the executive branch, ought to err on the side of life.”

Jeb was not paying attention or heard lice instead of life. Either way he is happy to support the ‘Stand Your Ground Bill’.
This would give Florida citizens the right to shoot and kill anyone who threatens them in public. This Bill would allow members of the public to:

“Meet force with force, including deadly force and defend themselves without fear of prosecution.”

Elsewhere, however, courts have until now ruled that victims must at least attempt to escape before using lethal force, a provision which gun advocates say puts victims at greater risk. The latest bill removes that requirement if there is a reasonable fear of death or great bodily harm.

“If the public has the clear right to kill without any legal consequences, it will cause criminals to think twice.”

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Pharmacology for non Liberals

April 5th, 2005

The girl-child was caught traveling on a train early last year without a current student ID. She explained to the train police that she is still a student, but hadn’t been to the University for the 2004 year to renew her student card.
She was informed by said train police that they have to issue an infringement notice which involves a $200.00 fine. They advised her to write to her local MP.

She wrote to her local (Liberal) MP who advised that it has to go to another (Liberal) MP.

Today, a letter arrives advising the girl-child of the court date to hear this matter. Fuck, now we (girl-child and parental dyad) are meeting with the Liberal MP.

My question is what drugs should I take to survive being in the same room as a Liberal MP?

  1. Anti-histamine?
  2. Anti-nausea medication?
  3. Analgesics?
  4. Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory?
  5. Prokinetic agents?
  6. Anti-fungal medication?
  7. Lysergic acid diethylamide?
  8. All of the above?


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US intelligence brimming over with wrongability

April 2nd, 2005

The intelligence community in the United States, despite a large budget and mass-spying legislation that broadens federal powers while eroding an individual’s constitutional rights, were “dead wrong” in most of their judgments about Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction before the war. The US presidential report goes on to say that the US knows “disturbingly little” about the threats posed by many of the nation’s most dangerous adversaries.

“We conclude that the intelligence community was dead wrong in almost all of its pre-war judgments about Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction. We simply cannot afford failures of this magnitude.”

“The report implicitly absolves the Bush administration of manipulating the intelligence used to launch the 2003 Iraq war, putting the blame for bad intelligence directly on the intelligence community.”

“Across the board, the intelligence community knows disturbingly little about the nuclear programs of many of the worlds most dangerous actors. In some cases, it knows less now than it did five or 10 years ago.”

That said, I am not convinced that George W. Bush, and by way of blood spatter convergence our very own HoWARd, is free from responsibility.

Any mid-level public servant will ask for supporting data for any claim that involves using government owned paperclips let alone funding a preemptive strike.

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Merriwa pharmacist pitches tent next to horny citizens outside Mayor’s office.

April 1st, 2005

A pharmacist, in rural NSW was today surprised to find that all the good camping sites outside the Mayor’s office had already been staked out by residents of the town of Merriwa.

News just in reports that people described as

"sex-obsessed, coquettish, flirty, libidinous, nymphomaniac, philandering, floozies, harlots, hookers, loose women, molls, painted women, party girls, scarlet women, sluts, streetwalkers, strumpets, tarts, tramps, trollops, and whores were seen frollicking in readiness for the arrival of the postie."

Bill, a local, commented on the scene by saying:

"I haven’t seen so many happy people since the drought of ’53 broke."


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